It’s an awful feeling when a person at your school commits suicide, But someone caught him in time before he died. Then a few days later he gets off of life support and then his friend is so depressed that he died that she stabs herself in the neck with a pen and now is under suicide watch….
Anonymous asked: weird shit?
i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
Mom: when I was in college I went to see a mime in a restaurant.
Dad: I bet your ears were hurting after that.
Me: I don't get it. Did the crowd cheer a lot?
*le ten minutes later in my bedroom
Me: oh haha I get it 'cause it's a mime and they can't talk.....
Well you see Colin and I, what we have working is, and we realize it…the thing...– Ryan Stiles on his friendship with Colin Mochrie (via magicalviolet-socks)
That awkward moment when you realize that the person who is playing Claudius Templesmith in “The Hunger Games” is the person who voiced Dobby in Harry Potter.
So I just lettered in bowling!!!!!!
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I don’t know about you, but I think it’s about time for my first kiss, but nobody will come by….
So I fucking hate your guts and you go to my school and beat me at everything, and then you fucking follow me on tumblr…. Like seriously GTFO
Reblog if you've ever been bullied.
Let’s see how many notes this will get.
Warning: My blog will become crazy within this next month for two reasons. -March Madness -Hunger Games movie comes out. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Anonymous asked: WHAT EPISODE IS THAT GIF WITH THE DOG?
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
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Hey can you guys please reblog this because I want...
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
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